The Secret Lives of Lesbians Cats

What do cats talk about when their owners aren't around? What do they really think of their lesbian owners? What do cats talk about when their owners aren't around? What do they really think of their lesbian owners? What do cats talk about when their owners aren't around? What do they really think of their lesbian owners? What do cats talk about when their owners aren't around? What do they really think of their lesbian owners?