Turner Loses His Pants

One beautiful morning, as the sun shines brightly and the birds sing peacefully, Turner awakens half-naked in a strange woman's bed with no recollection of who she is, how he got there, or where the hell his lucky pants have gone. One beautiful morning, as the sun shines brightly and the birds sing peacefully, Turner awakens half-naked in a strange woman's bed with no recollection of who she is, how he got there, or where the hell his lucky pants have gone. One beautiful morning, as the sun shines brightly and the birds sing peacefully, Turner awakens half-naked in a strange woman's bed with no recollection of who she is, how he got there, or where the hell his lucky pants have gone. One beautiful morning, as the sun shines brightly and the birds sing peacefully, Turner awakens half-naked in a strange woman's bed with no recollection of who she is, how he got there, or where the hell his lucky pants have gone.